View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 511433

cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

View text
  • 1 hour ago
  • 133179

cinnamonbritches:

verbalizations:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him

you know exactly why

image

View text
  • 1 hour ago
  • 311181
View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 168345

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

View text
  • 1 hour ago
  • 329519

rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

View text
  • 1 hour ago
  • 401874
View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 5726
View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 13035

danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

View text
  • 1 hour ago
  • 123009
View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 1506
View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 28265
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 938
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 233333

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

image

View text
  • 2 hours ago
  • 102481
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 152410
x