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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

oh i knew that, trust me..i know.

once i was on a night race, it started like 9 pm, and we had to go around in the area (means within 200 km). the story was something about the greece soldie, ajax, i was fucking 9 so of course i didnt knew the soap. then at the end of the race, we should find ajax. and then it’s the fucking soap. we come back to the camp, at 5 AM WITH ONLY, A SOAP. 

i know ajax.